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• The average kitchen refrigerator in the United States contains six items that are more than two years old.
• The average roll of toilet paper in the developed world is consumed within two months of manufacture.
• Server-side programming has been declared ‘the wave of the future’ each year from 2003 through 2011.
• Eighty percent of people born in the northern hemisphere never visit the southern hemisphere.
• Approximately 95,000 people cross the equator more than four times a day.
• CBS Commentator Andy Rooney’s first assignment as a US Army enlisted man was as Tuba player at Fort Knox even though he had never played any instrument prior to that point.
• Former US Senator and New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine went to the same High School as the characters in Wayne’s World.
• Geographically strictly speaking, Booth Bay Harbor, Maine, is not a booth, a bay, nor a harbor, earning it the title of most misnomered town in the United States.
• In 2010, 28 percent of stained glass windows manufactured were actually acrylic and not glass.
• When he discovered that Nor’easters actually came up the east coast of North America from the south, Benjamin Franklin campaigned to have the term for that type of storm changed to sou’easters. Politicians from Georgia and South Carolina successfully derailed that effort.
• Animator and studio magnate Walt Disney, long suspected of anti-Semitism, was half Jewish by way of his mother.
• Jude Law stipulates in his film contracts that none of his movies may be preceded in theaters by any previews in which he also appears.
• Universal Pictures, now a major entertainment empire, was established as a real estate holdings firm in 1908.
• No wide-release American film since 1981 has actually shown an automobile being driven through a pane of glass.
• Most of the world’s French fries are neither French nor fried.
• The average trip on the Metrorail transit system in Washington, D.C. spans 8.8 stops and includes 0.9 transfers.
• Pakistan is the only non-English-speaking country that observes Daylight Saving Time.
• Geneticists discovered in 2004 that humans’ ability to see the color red stems from a genetic mutation that took place in a common ancestor two million years ago. Projections indicate that, in another million years, red color receptors will be a recessive gene and appear only in a minority of humans.
• NBA basketball players average a one in 11 success ratio for three-point shots.
• The sale of one percent milk has declined nearly 26 percent since the beginning of the Occupy Wall Street protests.
• A 2010 survey found 3.1 percent of Americans claim to celebrate one or fewer holidays in a year. Of the holidays observed by these single-day celebrators the top reported was Kwanza, followed closely by the birthday of individual or their spouse.
• The title lyric of the Old English carol “God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen” was originally a sexual innuendo.
• In 2007, “Season’s Greetings” replaced “Happy Holidays” as the most-used holiday banner text in American retail stores, which replaced “Merry Christmas” in 1979.
• Based on a global sample of 2009 symphony season programs, G.F. Handel’s “Hallelujah Chorus” is performed eight times each December for every one time it is sung during the rest of the year.
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Late Night Humor
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
Florida’s board of education has decided to lower the passing grade on standardized tests after noticing a drastic drop in student passing scores. In other words, if the students don’t do well enough on the tests, they don’t teach them better, they just lower the bar. Why didn’t we think of this before? Imagine how many more doctors we could’ve had right now.
Newsweek magazine has President Obama on the cover this week, calling him the first gay president. Actually, that’s not true. Historians say that James Buchanan was probably our first gay president. He was a bachelor, he lived for 15 years with an Alabama senator, and he was briefly married to Liza Minnelli.
JPMorgan lost $3 billion in their first quarter and today they lost yet another $1 billion. Turns out they bet on the Lakers.
I don’t know what JPMorgan is doing. They announced today they are moving their entire headquarters to Greece.
Conan
A new J.C. Penny catalog features a gay couple. This is historic. It’s the first time anyone gay has been spotted wearing clothes from J.C. Penny.
Cher sent out a tweet that got some attention. She said if Mitt Romney gets elected, she doesn’t know if she can breathe the same air as him. In the event that Romney does get elected, I want to offer Cher a place to live. It’s the Cher biodome, complete with a year supply of air and Rice-A-Roni where Cher can live, be happy, and have peace.
If you didn’t for any reason laugh at the Cher biodome joke, it’s probably for two reasons. One, it’s not that funny. And two, if you’re a younger viewer, you have no idea who Cher is.
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
According to a new report from NASA, at this very moment there are about 4,700 asteroids that are big enough and close enough to pose a threat to life on earth, which is where we live. I wish Arnold Schwarzenegger was still governor. He would know what to do.
Scientists at NASA say the asteroids are dangerously aligned with the earth’s orbit and are large enough to enter our atmosphere without breaking apart. But they also say we shouldn’t panic. You know, if you didn’t want us to panic, maybe you shouldn’t have put out a press release saying there were 4,700 asteroids hurtling toward the earth.
NASA says the odds that the asteroids will hit us are slim. They are somewhere between Victoria Beckham and the thinner of the Olsen twins.
The Wiggles have announced that three of the original four members are leaving the group. The purple one, the yellow one, and the red one are all leaving at the end of the year. Their plan is to eventually form a very colorful group of homeless people.
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
During a speech in Ohio, Joe Biden criticized Republicans for not understanding the middle class. In response, Mitt Romney was like, “That’s ridiculous. Some of my best friends’ gardeners are middle class.
CNN’s ratings hit a 15-year low this week. In fact, things are so bad at CNN, Wolf Blitzer started renting out “The Situation Room” for birthday parties.
























