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SeaWorld Whale Kills Trainer A killer whale who has been linked to two other deaths in the past killed a trainer at SeaWorld in Orlando, Fla., on Wednesday. The whale thrashed the woman around in the tank, drowning her in front of an audience. Dawn Brancheau, one of the park’s most senior trainers, was rubbing [...]
Late Night Humor
Jimmy Kimmel Live! Today is Pancake Day, the day that we remember and pay tribute to all of the pancakes that have died in my stomach. Yesterday, Oprah’s entire set was made of chocolate. See, this is what happens when Oprah gets high. I have learned a lot from the Olympics. Mostly that I miss [...]
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