Late Night Humor
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Today is Pancake Day, the day that we remember and pay tribute to all of the pancakes that have died in my stomach.
Yesterday, Oprah’s entire set was made of chocolate. See, this is what happens when Oprah gets high.
I have learned a lot from the Olympics. Mostly that I miss football.
The head of Toyota had to appear before Congress to be yelled at. It was actually refreshing to see a car company CEO appear before Congress and not ask for $10 billion.
It was a fun day for the head of Toyota U.S.A. today. He had to appear in front of Congress to be yelled at by men who don’t do anything.
I have to say, it was actually refreshing to see a car company C.E.O. appear before Congress and not ask for $10 billion.
Former Vice President Dick Cheney was rushed to the hospital in Washington, D.C., yesterday with chest pains. Doctors say he — oh. Let’s just move on. We’re not going to top that.
