Posted by pinchas on 31/08/2010 in Headlines | Short Link

Two Congressmen in One!

• “Just as in Iraq, the President’s policies and unbelievable mismanagement on the domestic front have brought pain and suffering to American people. . . . The President is destroying the fabric of America with a combined policy of war, tax cuts for the wealthy, and reductions in spending for domestic needs.”–Rep. Charles Rangel (D., N.Y.), Congressional Record, Sept. 8, 2005

• “It’s very difficult to understand . . . when the commander-in-chief is leading our great nation involved in two wars for people to be so overtly critical of him knowing, knowing, that the enemies of democracy are listening to that–it’s just not right.”–Rangel, quoted in the New York Post, Aug. 30, 2010

No Wonder Obama’s Doing a Lousy Job–He’s in a Love Tetrahedron!

• “Sharron Angle Ad Paints Obama-Reid-Pelosi as Tragic Love Triangle”–headline, Washington Post website, Aug. 26

• “The Obama, Meek, Crist Tortuous Love Triangle”–headline, TheHill.com, Aug. 27

Two Papers in One!

• “”More government support is needed until conditions improve. . . . [President Obama] needs to rally the nation around a big idea–a project that is worth sacrificing for, worth paying for, worth working for. . . . The economic stimulus they pushed through Congress, for all of the fight, was too small. Standing back is not doing the country or his party any good. We believe Americans are ready for hard truths and big ideas.”–editorial, New York Times, Aug. 29

• “A sense has taken hold that government policy makers cannot deliver meaningful intervention. That is because nearly any proposed curative could risk adding to the national debt–a political nonstarter. The situation has left American fortunes pinned to an uncertain remedy: hoping that things somehow get better. . . . Economists debate the benefits of previous policy prescriptions, but in the political realm a rare consensus has emerged: The future is now so colored in red ink that running up the debt seems politically risky in the months before the Congressional elections, even in the name of creating jobs and generating economic growth. The result is that Democrats and Republicans have foresworn virtually any course that involves spending serious money.”–Week in Review, New York Times, Aug. 29

‘E.T.! Not So High! Ah Ha! Don’t Crash, Please.’

“Obama Bikes and Golfs on Martha’s Vineyard, but Can’t Escape Economy”–headline, Associated Press, Aug. 27

Out on a Limb

• “Report: U.S. Taxes Overly Confusing”–headline, WalletPop.com, Aug. 27

• “Early Indicators Don’t Bode Well for Democrats in November”–headline, Kansas City Star, Aug. 28

With DNC in Mind, City Bans Carrying Urine, Feces
“San Francisco Claims US Record on Waste Diversion”–headline, Associated Press, Aug. 27

Can’t They Count in Wisconsin?
“Racine Requests a Recount in Vermont”–headline, Politico.com, Aug. 27

Other Than the Body in a Bag, That Is
“British media reported [intelligence agent Gareth] Williams’ body was found stuffed in a bag in the bathroom of his apartment with no obvious signs of foul play.”–CNN.com, Aug. 28

We Thought He Was on the Lamb
“Cook Arrested in Beef Over Bacon”–headline, Hartford Courant, Aug. 27

Grim Reaper of Love Thrives on Pain; People, Beware
“Turtles Halt Cemetery Construction”–headline, Boston Globe website, Aug. 27

The Good News Is, Eventually They Become Beautiful Butterflies
“Silk’s Dark Side: Uzbek Kids Made to Grow Cocoons”–headline, Associated Press, Aug. 28

Hey, Kids! What Time Is It?

• “Time for Obama to Put His Cards on the Table”–headline, CNN.com, Aug. 30

• “It’s Witch-Hunt Season”–headline, New York Times, Aug. 30

Questions Nobody Is Asking

• “AutoBlogGreen Q&A With Transonic Combustion: Can Supercritical Fluids Give a 30% MPG Boost?”–headline,Autoblog.com, Aug. 26

• “Why Have Americans Lost Interest in Tennis?”–headline, PajamasMedia.com, Aug. 29

• “Get Out the Vote . . . With a Barf Bag?”–headline, WCVB-TV website (Boston), Aug. 25

• “Obama on His Citizenship: ‘The Facts Are the Facts, Right?’ “–headline, CNN.com, Aug. 30

Answers to Questions Nobody Is Asking

• “Why Patients Have Nothing to Fear From Godless Doctors”–headline, Sunday Herald (Scotland), Aug. 29

• “Why I Would Do This”–headline, New York Times, Aug. 29

• “Beck: I Don’t Think I’m Electable”–headline, TheHill.com, Aug. 29

• “Kangaroo Testicle? Chefs in Serbia Say, ‘Yes!’ “–headline, Associated Press, Aug. 29

It’s Always in the Last Place You Look
“Baraminological Analysis Places Homo habilis, Homo rudolfensis, and Australopithecus sediba in the Human Holobaramin: Discussion”–headline, Answers in Genesis, Aug 25

Too Much Information

• “Gay Republicans Rising”–headline, TheDailyBeast.com, Aug. 29

• “Deficit Cost Declines Give Obama a Stimulus Clinton Couldn’t Get”–headline, Bloomberg, Aug. 30

• “Prison Rape: Eric Holder’s Unfinished Business”–headline, New York Review of Books website, Aug. 26

Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out of Control

• “Cyberworms Are Infecting More Thumb Drives”–headline, WFED-AM website (Washington), Aug. 27

• “Drunk Baboons Plague Cape Town’s Exclusive Suburbs”–headline, Daily Telegraph (London), Aug. 29

• “BBC Exonerates Israel”–headline, The Weekly Standard website, Aug. 27

• “Sorry, Folks–Biden Is Here to Stay”–headline, Washington Post, Aug. 28

News of the Tautological
“Used Vehicle Demand Up, Supply Down; Prices Soar”–headline, Detroit News, Aug. 30

News You Can Use
“3-D Television Is Useless if the Shows Are No Good”–headline, Free Lance-Star (Fredericksburg, Va.), Aug. 29

Bottom Stories of the Day

• “Times Q&A: Bus Fare Hike Surprises One Regular Rider”–headline, El Paso Times, Aug. 30

• “Jerry Springer: President Obama’s ‘Excellent’ “–headline, Politico.com, Aug. 27

• “Democrat Tries to Stand Out as Liberal in Primary”–headline, New York Times, Aug. 28

• “New York Times Delivers Predictably Hackish Piece on Beck/Tea Party Rally”–headline, Washington Examiner, Aug. 28

• “Obama to Hit Campaign Trail After Island Vacation”–headline, Boston Globe, Aug. 29

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