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Posted by dailyslog on 05/01/2011 | Short Link

Preparing for 2013

“Obama Talks With William Daley About a Job”–headline, New York Times website, Jan. 3

We Balm Global Warming
“Obama Balms the Base”–headline, WSJ.com, Jan. 3

With DNC in Mind, City Bans Carrying Urine, Feces
“Students Opt to Squat”–headline, Inner West Courier (Five Dock, Australia), Jan. 3

If Only Justice Stewart Had Lived to See This
“Artist Creates Touchable ‘Porn for the Blind’ “–headline, Time.com, Jan. 3

Doesn’t the Repeal of ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ Obviate the Need for Beards?
“Does the Army’s ‘No-Beard’ Rule Discriminate Against Jews?”–headline, Commentary website, Jan. 3

They Must Be a Couple of Boobs
“Brothers in Line to Become Chairwoman of Legislature”–headline, Watertown (N.Y.) Daily Times, Dec. 31

Decision Point
“Bush Fired as Texans’ Defensive Coordinator”–headline, Houston Chronicle, Jan. 3

Nothing but Bad News for the Women’s Track Team
“More Employers to Cover Transgender Surgery, but New Hurdles Expected”–headline, Puffington Host, Jan. 4

Why in the World Did People Start Drinking It?
“Lemonade Used to Flush Loos”–headline, Daily Express (London), Jan. 1

Because Only Living Birds Can Fly
“Why Did 4,000 Dead Birds Drop From the Sky in Arkansas”–headline, Washington Post website, Jan. 3

Questions Nobody Is Asking

  • “Boehner Speech Preview: Will He (Republican) Party Like It’s 1995?”–headline, Puffington Host, Jan. 3
  • “Is It Just Me? Why Do Actors Never Say Good-Bye on the Phone on TV?”–headline,FoxNews.com, Jan. 3
  • “Obama: More Left or Right Than Expected?”–headline, New York Times website, Jan. 3
  • “Why Are Men Getting So Tubby?”–headline, Daily Mail (London), Jan. 4
  • “The 2010 Seattle Seahawks: Worst. Playoff. Team. Ever?”–headline, New York Timeswebsite, Jan. 3
  • “Did Pope Benedict Bless Speaker John Boehner?”–headline, USA Today website, Jan. 3
  • “Is the Constitution Senile?”–headline, David Limbaugh syndicated column, Jan. 4

Answers to Questions Nobody Is Asking

  • “Why Climate Change Reminds Me of a T.S. Eliot Poem”–headline, American.com, Jan. 3
  • “Why Vick Needs a Dog”–headline, Los Angeles Times, Jan. 4

God: ‘I Started Getting a Raine Compex’–Now That Would Be News
“Nina Raine: ‘I Started Getting a God Complex’ “–headline, Daily Telegraph (London), Dec. 3

Sacrament Mocks Doritos and Pepsi–Now That Would Be News
“Doritos and Pepsi Mock Sacrament of the Lord’s Supper”–headline, Pantheos.com, Jan. 3

Look Out Below!
“Airports Toy With the Idea of Tossing the TSA”–headline, MSNBC.com, Jan. 4

It’s Always in the Last Place You Look
“New Breast Cancer Drug Found Deep in the Sea”–headline, The Wall Street Journal, Jan. 4

Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out of Control
“Shoppers Brawl at Sears Customer Service Line”–headline, WTOP-FM website (Washington), Jan. 4

Breaking News From 1
“Bethlehem Man Celebrates New Year as Uninvited Houseguest”–headline, Express-Times (Easton, Pa.), Jan. 3

Breaking News From Stardate 3478.2
“Update: USS Enterprise Captain Relieved of Command”–headline, NPR.org, Jan. 4

Bottom Stories of the Day

  • “No New Businesses Apply for Bikini Barista License in Snohomish Co.”–headline, KING-TVwebsite (Seattle), Jan. 3
  • “Schwarzenegger’s Accomplishments Have Been ‘Modest’ “–headline, Highlander News(University of California, Riverside), Jan. 3
  • “Bieber Says He Sometimes Suffers From Insomnia”–headline, Associated Press, Jan.4
  • “Obama Exhorts Republicans to Put Politics Aside”–headline, Associated Press, Jan. 4
  • “Justin Bieber Is More Influential Online Than the Dalai Lama or US President”–headline,Observer (London), Jan. 2
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