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Posted by dailyslog on 09/06/2011 | Short Link

It’s Always in the Last Place You Look
“Cow Methane Proof ‘Is in the Pat’ “–headline, BBC website, June 8

Must Be a Nihilist
“Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into a Hoquiam [Wash.] apartment and assaulted a man. The victim asked, ‘Why are you carrying a weasel?’ Police said the attacker said, ‘It’s not a weasel, it’s a marten,’ then punched him in the nose and fled.”–Associated Press, June 8

We Blame Global Warming
“I Blame Women”–headline, PajamasMedia.com, June 6

Leave Sarah Palin Alone!
“Woman Makes Game Out of National Election”–headline, Toledo Blade, June 6

More Voices From Beyond the Grave
“MASTIO: Dead Bodies Demand Organic Food Moratorium”–headline, Washington Times, June 9

So Much for the War on Drugs
“Bed Tax Shoots Up in April”–headline, News Herald (Panama City, Fla.), June 8

The Lonely Lives of Scientists
“Pill to Mend a Broken Heart ‘Developed by Scientists’ “–headline, Daily Telegraph (London), June 9

The Bad News Is, He’ll Be a Vegetable for the Rest of His Life
“Nokia’s Tirri Fills In as Technology Officer as Green Leaves”–headline, Bloomberg, June 9

Batteries Not Included
“Federal Judge Assembles Clemens Case Attorneys for Meeting”–headline, Houston Chronicle, June 8

Hey, Kids! What Time Is It?
“Time to cross ‘see a congressman’s naked junk’ off the bucket list.”–Reason.com, June 9

Questions Nobody Is Asking
“Has Chris Matthews Lost His Mind?”–headline, DailyCaller.com, June 9

Answers to Questions Nobody Is Asking

  • “Why Raising the Federal Gas Tax Is Smart”–headline, Washington Post, June 8
  • “European Court Says France Needs More Hamsters”–headline, Houston Chronicle website, June 9
  • “Eliot Spitzer Says He Sympathizes With Anthony Weiner”–headline, Los Angeles Times website, June 8

Breaking News From 1962

“Aerosmith to Start Recording First Album in 10 Years”–headline, RollingStone.com, June 8

News You Can Use

  • “Canadian Money Not Accepted Everywhere”–headline, Toronto Sun, June 8
  • “Protect Yourselves, Ladies, There Are Lots of Weiners Out There!”–headline, FoxNews.com, June 8

Bottom Story of the Day
“Texas Court Fines Willie Nelson for Pot Possession”–headline, KWTX-TV website (Waco), June 8

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