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Posted by dailyslog on 21/06/2011 | Short Link

That Would Explain Anthony Weiner
“Scientists Say Pigs Could Grow Human Organs”–headline, FoxNews.com, June 20

Failure Is Not an Option

  • “Attorney General Eric Holder on Thursday defended the prosecution of terrorism suspects in civilian court. . . . Holder insisted in his speech that civilian courts are ‘our most effective terror-fighting weapon.’ “–Associated Press, June 17
  • “U.S. Judge Dismisses Charges Against bin Laden”–headline, Reuters, June 17

With DNC in Mind, City Bans Carrying Urine, Feces
“Bin Laden’s No. 2 to Lead al Qaeda”–headline, The Wall Street Journal, June 17

We Blame Global Warming
“Axelrod Assures Admirers: ‘It’s Cool to Be an Obama Supporter’ “–video title, RealClearPolitics.com, June 19

Must Be a ‘Business’ Expense
“Odd Bulge in Weiner Tax Form”–headline, New York Post, June 19

‘Dick Morris’ and ‘Toes’ Shouldn’t Shock Anyone Anymore
“Howard Kurtz Shocked Dick Morris Toes Republican Line”–headline, NewsBusters.org, June 20

The Onion Imitates the Onion

  • “I Shall Now Exact My Final Revenge Upon That Jack-Ass Joseph Pulitzer”–headline, Onion, June 19
  • “The Onion Is Seeking a Pulitzer, Any Pulitzer”–headline, New York Times, June 20

Longest Books Ever Written
“The Hypocrisy of Politicians”–headline, Commentary website, June 19

GOD HATES DOUGHNUTS
“Pastor to Westboro Pickets: Drop the Hate, Have a Doughnut”–headline, USA Today website, June 17

God Forgives Them
“NBC Apologizes for Cutting ‘Under God’ From Pledge of Allegiance Before U.S. Open”–headline, Washington Post website, June 19

Jim Jones Had Something Similar
“It’s a Nutritionist’s Nightmare: America’s Hot New Snack, Deep Fried Kool-Aid Balls!”–headline, Daily Mail (London), June 20

Next on the Docket: People v. Hamburglar
“McCourts Reach Settlement in Dodgers Divorce Case”–headline, Los Angeles Times website, June 17

The Lonely Lives of Scientists
“Princess of Whales: How a Naked Female Scientist Tries to Tame Belugas in the Freezing Arctic”–headline, Daily Mail (London), June 16

1. It’s Good to Be Very Wealthy
“7 Life Lessons From the Very Wealthy”–headline, Washington Post, June 18

That’s Where the Coffee Was
“Bank Robber Caught Sipping a Latte at Starbucks”–KNTV website (San Jose, Calif.), June 19

Hey, Kids! What Time Is It?
“Time for Government Attorneys to Stand Up to Obama”–headline, Washington Examiner, June 19

Questions Nobody Is Asking

  • “Is Lady Gaga’s ‘The Edge of Glory’ Video Too Simple?”–headline, ETidbits.com, June 18
  • “Are Celeb ‘Sex Tapes With No Sex’ the New Sex Tapes?”–headline, TheFrisky.com, June 15
  • “Did Michele Bachmann ‘Raise’ 23 Foster Kids?”–headline, CBSNews.com, June 17
  • “What Are Kardashians Getting Bruce Jenner for Father’s Day?”–headline, E! Online, June 18
  • “Can Canada Really Be Scared of Free-Thinking?”–headline, Guardian (London), June 16

Answers to Questions Nobody Is Asking

  • “Why Ron Paul Keeps Winning Straw Polls”–headline, Washington Post website, June 20
  • “Why Straw Polls Are Not News”–headline, Commentary website, June 19
  • “What Obama’s Golf Fashion Reveals”–headline, TheDailyBeast.com, June 20
  • “Why Bill O’Reilly and Rachel Maddow Are Both Wrong”–headline, TownHall.com, June 19
  • “How Palestinians Became the Baby Seals of the Western Human Rights Lobby”–headline, Daily Telegraph website (London), June 17
  • “How MSNBC Is Surviving After Olbermann”–headline, Associated Press, June 19

Obama’s Views on Evolution ‘Gay’–Now That Would Be News
“Obama’s Views on Gay Marriage ‘Evolving’ “–headline, New York Times, June 19

It’s Always in the Last Place You Look
“Signs of Life Spotted in the Senate”–headline, New York Times, June 19

Too Much Information

  • “Lefty Feminists Expose Themselves by Putting Out for Weiner”–headline, Human Events, June 18
  • “I Had Polio. I Also Have Sex.”–headline, New York Times, June 19

Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out of Control
“With DNC in Mind, City Bans Carrying Urine, Feces, Glitter”–headline, PajamasMedia.com, June 19

Breaking News From 1777
“Teachers Plan 2nd ‘Battle of Trenton’ “–headline, Associated Press, June 18

Breaking News From 2008, 2009, 2010 . . .
“Media Attacks Sarah Palin Out of Fear She’ll Become President”–headline, U.S. News & World Report website, June 17

News You Can Use

  • “How to Have Fun Like Monkeys, Whales and Foxes”–headline, Wired.com, June 16
  • “Don’t Take Your 2-Year-Old Daughter to Hooters”–headline, Salon.com, June 19
  • “Social Media May Hurt a Marriage”–headline, Times Union (Albany, N.Y.), June 18

Bottom Stories of the Day

  • “Ypsilanti Downtown Development Authority Fails to Gather a Quorum Prior to Discussion on Absenteeism”–headline, AnnArbor.com, June 19
  • “Website Names Corpus Christi Eighth Most Joyous City in Nation”–headline, Corpus Christi (Texas) Caller Times, June 17
  • “Ron Paul Wins Another Straw Poll”–headline, National Review Online, June 18
  • “Obamas Celebrate Father’s Day With Ice Cream”–headline, Associated Press, June 19
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