Posted by dailyslog on 05/01/2012 in Headlines | Short Link

It’s a Killer App 
“R.I. firm helps launch suicide program”–headline, Providence Business News, Jan. 2

We Blame George W. Bush

  • “Don’t Blame Iowa for This Mess”–headline, HotAir.com, Jan. 3
  • “Darts Supremo Barry Hearn Blames Global Warming for Ally Pally Breeze”–headline, Daily Mirror (London), Jan. 3
  • “Massachusetts Rabies Case Blamed on Little Brown Myotis Bat”–headline, Reuters, Jan. 3

If at First You Don’t Succeed

  • “Obama Fails the Lincoln Test”–headline, Washington Post, Sept. 12, 2011
  • “Abraham Lincoln: Radical Gay Vampire Hunter”–headline, DailyCaller.com, Jan. 3

Mr. Bad Example 
“Carter’s Advice to Obama: Don’t Alienate Voters”–headline, Associated Press, Jan. 3

Or at Least Diet 
“Newt Must Find His Role–and Fast”–headline, Commentary website, Jan. 3

So It Was the Pentagon! 
“White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars”–headline, Wired.com, Jan. 3

Longest Books Ever Written 
“The Shortcomings of Paul Krugman”–headline, Chequerboard.org, Jan. 3

That’s Racist 
“Cancer Rates Slope Down in U.S.”–headline, NationalJournal.com, Jan. 4

The Lonely Lives of Police 

“Dexter Police Search for Naked Man With Fake Beard”–headline, KAIT-TV website (Jonesboro, Ark.), Jan. 3

Hey, Kids! What Time Is It? 
“The Euro Is Nothing More Than a Sacred Cow. It Is Time to Take It to the Abattoir”–headline, Daily Telegraph website (London), Jan. 4

Questions Nobody Is Asking

  • “Huntsman the Spoiler in Iowa?”–headline, Washington Examiner website, Jan. 3
  • “Cheese Mould, a New Sanitary Sterilizer?”–headline, Globe and Mail (Toronto), Jan. 3
  • “Did You Know That Ideas Have Sex?”–headline, FoxNews.com, Jan. 4

Answers to Questions Nobody Is Asking

  • “Iowa Results ‘Ambiguous,’ Jon Huntsman Says”–headline, Politico.com, Jan. 4
  • “Why I’m Thankful for George Takei”–headline, CNN.com, Jan. 4

McCain Endorses Romney–Now That Would Be News 
“Romney Endorses McCain”–headline, Associated Press, Feb. 4, 2008

Romney Endorses McCain–Now That Would Be News 
“McCain Endorses Romney”–headline, NPR.org, Jan. 4, 2012

Bottom Story of the Day 
“Obama Campaign Warns of ‘Extremist’ Republicans”–headline, Agence France-Presse, Jan. 4

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