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Posted by dailyslog on 04/03/2012 | Short Link

That Didn’t Work for Larry Craig 
“Mayor Clarifies Reason for Stance”–headline, Windsor (Colo.) Beacon, March 1

Charles Blow Learns a Lesson? 
“Head Lice Changes Lead to Head Scratching”–headline, CBC.ca, March 1

With DNC in MInd, City Bans Carrying Urine, Feces 
“Kirstie Alley Has New Role as Poise Light Bladder Leakage Fairy”–headline, AdAge.com, March 1

Can We Have Your Liver Then? 
“Dutch Mobile Euthanasia Units to Make House Calls”–headline, Guardian website (London), March 1

Cause and Effect

  • “Sarkozy Hides in Bar After Insults, Eggs Fly”–headline, Agence France-Presse, March 2
  • “Something to Cluck About: Major Oeuf Shortage in France”–headline, Newscore, March 2

‘Does Anyone Know zee combinaison?’ 
“Sarkozy: French Journalists Trapped in Syria Safe”–headline, Associated Press, March 1

So Much for the War on Drugs 
“Illinois Town All Too Versed in Taking a Hit”–headline, New York Times, March 2

Mere Alcohol Doesn’t Thrill Me at All 
“Michigan Drops Illinois in Champaign”–headline, BTN.com, March 1

Another Victory in the War on Obesity 
“AT&T Ends All-You-Can-Eat”–headline, The Wall Street Journal, March 2

At Least Dad Works Out 
“Muncie Teenager Accidentally Shot by His Father in Good Condition”–headline, Star Press (Muncie, Ind.), March 2

Math Is Hard 
“Charles Barkley’s Criticisms Don’t Add Up”–headline, NewsOK.com (Oklahoma City), March 2

Questions Nobody Is Asking

  • “Buying Your House From Ikea? Swedish Furniture Maker Launches $86,000 Flat-Pack DIY Home”–headline, Daily Mail (London), March 2
  • “Does Rush Limbaugh Owe America a Sex Tape?”–headline, New York magazine website, March 2

Answers to Questions Nobody Is Asking

  • “Dating After Divorce: Why I’m Never Remarrying”–headline, Puffington Host, March 2
  • “Olympia Snowe: Why I’m leaving the Senate”–headline, Washington Post, March 2

It’s Always in the Last Place You Look 
“Radical Theory of first Americans Places Stone Age Europeans in Delmarva 20,000 Years Ago”–headline, Washington Post, March 1

Too Much Information 
“Wilt Chamberlain ‘Could’ve Scored 100 Many a Night,’ Former Referee Says”–headline, Patriot-News (Harrisburg, Pa.), March 2

Someone Set Up Us the Bomb 
“Man Shot in Face Is Angry Judge Lowered Alleged Shooter’s Bond”–headline, AnnArbor.com, March 2

Breaking News From 1562 
“Witchcraft Is Growing Threat to Children in Britain, Warn Police”–headline, Daily Telegraph (London), March 2

Bottom Stories of the Day

  • “PRSA Announces the Final Definition of ‘Public Relations’ ”–headline, Ragan.com, March 2
  • “Unions to Push to Block ‘Right to Work’ in Michigan”–headline, Detroit News, March 1
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