Headlines

‘As God Is My Witness, I Thought Turkeys Could Fly!’ 
“Turkey’s Troubling Trajectory”–headline, Commentary website, June 11

We Blame George W. Bush 
“GM CEO Blames Europe, Economy for Low Stock Price”–headline, Associated Press, June 12

One of Them Is Leaning Toward Obama, the Other Is for Romney 
“Black Mormons Face a Political Choice Like No Other”–headline, Religion News Service, June 11

Maybe Obama Can Deliver Another One 
“The Internet Is Out of Addresses”–headline, Business Lexington, June 12

By I.P. Freely 
“What the Leakers Have Wrought”–headline, Richard Cohen syndicated column, June 12

He Seems Like an Elitist to Us 
“John Bryson and Seizures While Driving: How Common Are They?”–headline, Los Angeles Times website, June 11

They’re Really Serious About Reducing Government 
“Indiana First State to Allow Citizens to Shoot Law Enforcement Officers”–headline, AllGov.com, June 11

Also Printed Predominantly on White Paper 
“Books Reviewed in New York Times Are ‘Predominantly by White Authors’ ”–headline, Guardian website (London), June 12

Timothy Leary Lives 
“Zogby: Disillusioned Young Voters Dropping Out”–headline, Washington Examiner website, June 11

‘To the Moon, Alice!’ 

“China to Send Its First Woman Into Space”–headline, Guardian website (London), June 11

Cooler Heads Will Prevail 
“Freezer Malfunction at Harvard Hospital Damages 150 Brains Used to Study Autism”–headline, New York Post, June 11

Questions Nobody Is Asking

• “Drunken Parenting . . . Yes or No?”–headline, Puffington Host, June 11
• “Student-Teacher Sex: Where Does It End?”–headline, Washington Times, June 12

Answers to Questions Nobody Is Asking 
“Why God Made Copy Editors”–headline, Patheos.com, June 11

It’s Always in the Last Place You Look

• “Officials Investigating Possible Lungs found on South L.A. sidewalk”–headline, Los Angeles Times website, June 11
• “‘Rock Snot’ Found in Youghiogheny River”–headline, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, June 11

Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out of Control 
“Twitter Offers Advertisers More Than 140 Characters”–headline, WTTG-TV website (Washington), June 11

News You Can Use 
“How to Advertise an S&M Site on a Limited Budget”–headline, BuzzFeed.com, June 11

Bottom Stories of the Day

• “Cher’s Latest Twitter Attack: Romney Supporters Too White, Not Gay”–headline,Breitbart.com, June 11
• “Jeb Bush Comments Have Blogs in Uproar”–headline, Politico.com, June 12