Headlines
The Lonely Lives of Cantors
“Pelosi Spurns Cantor on Seating”–headline, TheHill.com, Jan. 25
Out on a Limb
- “Murrow Was in a Different Class Than Olbermann”–headline, Las Vegas Sun, Jan. 26
- “Our View on Kids: When Unwed Births Hit 41%, It’s Just Not Right”–headline, USA Today, Jan. 25
Keep It Classy, Loretta
“Rep. Loretta Sanchez Sparks Outrage From Fellow Democrats With Proposal to Boot Giffords From Armed Services Committee”–headline, DailyCaller.com, Jan. 25
With DNC in Mind, City Bans Carrying Urine, Feces
- “NY Times Considers Creating an ‘EZ Pass Lane for Leakers’ ”–headline, Yahoo! News, Jan. 25
- “Bat Uses Carnivorous Plant as a Toilet”–headline, Discovery.com, Jan. 25
“Sexy News Anchors Distract Male Viewers”–headline, Miller-McCune.com, Jan. 24
So Much for the War on Drugs
“Regulator Delivers Blow to Hochtief”–headline, The Wall Street Journal, Jan. 26
The Evolutionary Ancestor of ‘The Bird’
“Scientists Discover First One-Fingered Dinosaur”–headline, Chosun.com (South Korea), Jan. 25
Little Green Pupils
“Mars Area Awards Contracts for School Construction”–headline, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, Jan. 26
Hey, Kids! What Time Is It?
“Obama’s Moment to Redefine the Modern Middle East”–headline, Commentary website, Jan. 26
Questions Nobody Is Asking
- “Is Science Fiction Getting More Conservative?”–headline, PajamasMedia.com, Jan. 25
- “What, exactly did the Tucson shootings have to do with September 11?”–subheadline, The New Republic website, Jan. 24
- “Will Christie Be Republicans’ Pudgy Presidential Valentine?”–headline, Washington Examiner, Jan. 25
Answers to Questions Nobody Is Asking
“Alec Baldwin to Replace Keith Olbermann on MSNBC’s ‘Countdown’? Network Spokesman Denies Rumor”–headline, Daily News (New York), Jan. 26
Dog Dodges Feral Reporters–Now That Would Be News
“Reporter Dodges Packs of Feral Dogs While Testing Computer Equipment”–headline, Forbes.com, Jan. 25
Too Much Information
- “After SOTU, I’m Stirred but Not Shaken”–headline, Washington Post website, Jan. 25
- “Players Will Turn On Union Director”–headline, FoxSports.com, Jan. 25
- “Obama, Bears Fan, Gets Some Packers Love in Wisconsin”–headline, USA Today website, Jan. 26
News of the Tautological
“Lethal Injection Drug Won’t Delay Execution”–headline, Associated Press, Jan. 24
Bottom Stories of the Day
- “No ‘Buck Stops Here’ Moment for Obama”–headline, Weekly Standard website, Jan. 26
- “Canadian Soccer Coach Building Towards 2014″–headline, CBC.ca, Jan. 25
