Gore at $200M: Going green big time; Cicadas back after 17 yrs w/o their original drummer
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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Former South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford is the guy who told his wife he was going for a hike and then went to Argentina to see his girlfriend. He was exposed as an unethical, lying, cheating weasel. In a stunning comeback, he has been elected to Congress, where he’ll [...]
Cologne whiskey: Perfect for the guy who wants all of the stigma of alcoholism but none of the fun.
Conan President Obama offered to wash senators’ car if it would lead to an immigration bill. Senators then told Obama, “If you’re going to wash our cars, why do we need immigrants? Jon Hamm recent appeared on an episode of “Sesame Street.” It was the first time toddlers were able to plant their moms in [...]
Elephantine Violence
If You Shoot an Elephant and Miss, Where Do They Bury the Survivors? “Circus Elephant Shot in Drive-By Shot [sic] in Miss.”–headline, Associated Press, April 9 The Suspect Was Arrested in Response to a Tip “Man Allegedly Bites Off Minneapolis Police Officer’s Finger”–headline, Star Tribune (Minneapolis), April 10 We Blame George W. Bush “Shelled Halladay Blames What’s [...]
