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The Tonight Show With Jay Leno After winning five primaries yesterday, Mitt Romney has his new campaign slogan: “Well, I guess you’re stuck with me.” Romney proves with a little hard work and a little luck, even a multimillionaire white guy from Harvard can succeed in this country. Time magazine is reporting that Lebanon’s most [...]
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The Tonight Show With Jay Leno Newt Gingrich’s campaign is something like $5 million in debt. He is now so broke he’s no longer attacking the poor because he is one. Lakers star Ron Artest — Metta World Peace, that’s his name now — was ejected from yesterday’s game for a vicious elbow to the [...]
Late Night Humor
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno Congratulations to Mitt Romney. He won the New Hampshire primary last night. See, this is proof that even the multimillionaire son of a multimillionaire can beat the odds and run for president of the United States. Rick Perry was philosophical about it. He said, “Last week was Iowa. Yesterday [...]
